Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.

So-called psychoanalysis is the occupation of lustful rationalists who trace everything in the world to sexual causes--with the exception of their occupation.

The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.

A snob is unreliable. The work he praises might just be good.

The blind won't admit that I have eyes in my head, and the deaf say that I'm dumb.

Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.

A man's jealousy is a social institution; a woman's prostitution is an instinct.