Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.

The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.

There is a cultural taste which tries very hard to get rid of the lice in a fur coat. There is another which tolerates the lice and thinks the coat can be worn with them in it. And finally there is a taste which regards the lice as the most important thing about the coat and consequently places the coat at the lice's disposal.

The triumph of morality: A thief who has broken into a bedroom claims his sense of shame had been outraged, and by threatening theoccupants with exposure of an immoral act he blackmails them into not bringing charges for burglary.

Insights into erotic life belong to art, not education. But sometimes these have to be spelled out for the illiterates. And it ismainly a matter of convincing the illiterates, for they are the ones who write the penal code.

I knew a man who carried his education in his vest pocket because there was more room there than in his head.

Psychoanalysts are father confessors who like to listen to the sins of the father as well.