Morality is the tendency to pour out the baby with the bathwater.

Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions.

The pimp is the executive organ of immorality. The executive organ of morality is the blackmailer.

Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.

The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.

Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have no time to work.

I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear.