I am not for women but against men.

I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.

One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs as well.

Not greeting people isn't enough. One also doesn't greet people one doesn't know.

Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there.

A healthy man is content with a woman. An erotic man is content with a stocking to get to a woman. A sick man is content with thestocking.