In the theater one must sit in such a way that one sees the audience as a dark mass. Then it cannot bother one more than it does an actor. Nothing is more disturbing than being able to distinguish individuals in the crowd.

Truth is a clumsy servant that breaks the dishes while washing them.

Lord, forgive them, for they know what they do!

My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin.

A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.

Social reform is the desperate decision to remove corns from a person suffering from cancer.

Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.