I can say with pride that I have spent days and nights not reading anything, and that with unflagging energy I use every moment toacquire gradually an encyclopedic lack of education.

Morality is a burglar's tool whose merit lies in never being left behind at the scene of the crime.

Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.

Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid.

Ideas are transplanted by splitting, thoughts by sprouting.

Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.

In a hollow head there is much room for knowledge.