Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.

A weak man has doubts before a decision; a strong man has them afterwards.

Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

If children had been told that they could not blow their noses, this alone would make adults blush.

The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness.