Prussia: freedom of movement with a muzzle. Austria: an isolation cell in which screaming is allowed.

Lord, forgive them, for they know what they do!

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness.

Truth is a clumsy servant that breaks the dishes while washing them.

There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to settle for the whole woman.

Life is an effort that deserves a better cause.