Journalists write because they have nothing to say, and have something to say because they write.

Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis.

A philistine is habitually bored and looks for things that won't bore him. An artist finds things boring, but is never bored.

The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.

The development of technology will leave only one problem: the infirmity of human nature.

A pun, though despicable in itself, can be the noblest vehicle of an artistic intention by serving as the abbreviation of a wittyview. It can be a social criticism in the form of an epigram.

Not greeting people isn't enough. One also doesn't greet people one doesn't know.