Journalists write because they have nothing to say, and have something to say because they write.

I have often been asked to be fair and view a matter from all sides. I did so, hoping that something might improve if I viewed allsides of it. But the result was the same. So I went back to viewing things only from one side, which saves me a lot of work and disappointment. For it is comforting to regard something as bad and to be able to use one's prejudice as an excuse.

Many share my views with me. But I don't share them with them.

Religion, morality, and patriotism are feelings that are manifested only when they are outraged.

It is not true that one cannot live without a woman. It is simply that one cannot have lived without one.

The development of technology will leave only one problem: the infirmity of human nature.

One must read all writers twice--the good as well as the bad. The one kind will be recognized; the other, unmasked.