Social reform is the desperate decision to remove corns from a person suffering from cancer.

The development of technology will leave only one problem: the infirmity of human nature.

I have drawn from the well of language many a thought which I do not have and which I could not put into words.

They judge lest they be judged.

My readers think that I write for the day because my writings are based on the day. So I shall have to wait until my writings are obsolete. Then they may acquire timeliness.

Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.