I am already so popular that anyone who vilifies me becomes more popular than I am.

The extraordinary ability of a woman to forget is not the same as the talent of a lady not to be able to remember.

The new psychiatrists say that everything and anything can be traced back to sexual causes. Their method, for example, could be explained as the eroticism of father confessors.

So-called psychoanalysis is the occupation of lustful rationalists who trace everything in the world to sexual causes--with the exception of their occupation.

How do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists, then believe what they read.

Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.

Stupidity gets up early; that is why events are accustomed to happening in the morning.