A man's jealousy is a social institution; a woman's prostitution is an instinct.

Parliamentarianism means putting political prostitution in barracks.

Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.

A historian is not always a prophet facing backwards, but a journalist is always someone who afterwards knew everything beforehand.

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

The agitator seizes the word. The artist is seized by it.