A healthy man is content with a woman. An erotic man is content with a stocking to get to a woman. A sick man is content with thestocking.

It is not true that one cannot live without a woman. It is simply that one cannot have lived without one.

If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies.

To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.

A pun, though despicable in itself, can be the noblest vehicle of an artistic intention by serving as the abbreviation of a wittyview. It can be a social criticism in the form of an epigram.

Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?

When I read, it is not acted literature; but what I write is written acting.