There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to settle for the whole woman.

Morality is the tendency to pour out the baby with the bathwater.

Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.

A plagiarist should be made to copy the author a hundred times.

Many desire to kill me, and many wish to spend an hour chatting with me. The law protects me from the former.

I master only the language of others. Mine does with me what it wants.

Parliamentarianism means putting political prostitution in barracks.