The pimp is the executive organ of immorality. The executive organ of morality is the blackmailer.

News reports stand up as people, and people wither into editorials. Clichés walk around on two legs while men are having theirs shot off.

A plagiarist should be made to copy the author a hundred times.

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

If one reads a newspaper only for information, one does not learn the truth, not even the truth about the paper. The truth is that the newspaper is not a statement of contents but the contents themselves; and more than that, it is an instigator.

Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.

There are people who can never forgive a beggar for their not having given him anything.