Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.
I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.
To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.
A plagiarist should be made to copy the author a hundred times.
Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.
Medicine: "Your money and your life!