The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations from Kant.

Technology is a servant who makes so much noise cleaning up in the next room that his master cannot make music.

Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.

Moral responsibility is what is lacking in a man when he demands it of a woman.

What is a historian? Someone who doesn't write well enough to work on a daily.

Journalists write because they have nothing to say, and have something to say because they write.

The world has become uglier since it began to look into a mirror every day; so let us settle for the mirror image and do without an inspection of the original.