Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.
[On being lesbian:] One pointer: don't come out to your dad in a moving vehicle.
So few people voted in the elections [of 1996] that the ones who did were called activists.
We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the figures from the last election and realize that a third of the gay movement voted Republican.
[On cloning sheep:] Oh great, just what we need - more sheep.
I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material.