[On being lesbian:] One pointer: don't come out to your dad in a moving vehicle.

[On cloning sheep:] Oh great, just what we need - more sheep.

I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I don't mind if people think, either. I think the brain is a very sexy organ.

A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbell's Soup kid.

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.

In his second term, [Ronald] Reagan completed the work of his first term - the rich got really rich, everything was deregulated, advocacy programs were quashed, the Savings and Loan program was trashed, the deficit was tripled, unions were busted, Housing and Urban Developing was in shambles, banks were closing, the military got lots of new toys, the religious right was strong, and AIDS was ignored.

I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material.