To keep your character intact you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier to stoop the next time.

I'm what is known as gradually disintegrating. I don't fear the next world, or anything. I don't fear hell, and I don't look forward to heaven.

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

I don't think that work ever really destroyed anybody. I think that lack of work destroys them a hell of a lot more.

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women.