Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.

Trying to be fascinating is an asinine position to be in.

Silence the artist and you have silenced the most articulate voice the people have.

Being an actor is such a humiliating experience because you are selling yourself to the public, your face, your personality, and that is humiliating. As you get older, it becomes more humiliating because you've got less to sell.

Never complain. Never explain.

It's not what you start in life, it's what you finish.