If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting.

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother.

I have loved and been in love. There's a big difference.

All my life, I've stayed at parties too long because I didn't know when to go.

Only the really plain people know about love - the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents.

Once a crowd chased me for an autograph. "Beat it", I said, "go sit on a tack!" "We made you", they said. "Like hell you did", I told them.

I think everyone is an opportunist if they have an opportunity.