It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

I love rain. It's lucky, I always think.

People have grown fond of me, like some old building.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.