I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

People who want to be famous are really loners. Or they should be.

Don't moan, don't whine, don't blame. Just get on with it.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.