Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age.
If you want to change attitudes, start with a change in behavior.
What in the world would we do without our libraries?
If you survive long enough, you're revered - rather like an old building.
You can say or write anything about me you like. Just don't, for any reason, ever tell the truth.
If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting.