Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession.

I don't feel the slightest interest in the next world; I think it's here. And I think anything good that you're going to do, you should do for other people here and not so you can try to have a happy time in the next world.

Who is Katharine Hepburn? It took me a long time to create that creature.

"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.

It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.

I don't believe in marriage. It's bloody impractical. 'To love, honor, and obey.' If it weren't, you wouldn't have to sign a contract.