All my life, I've stayed at parties too long because I didn't know when to go.

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further than the next wisecrack.

Without discipline, there's no life at all.

I don't give a damn about marriage. But I do care about honor.

I am a total me, me, Me person.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.