You give because you love and cannot help giving.
Not everyone is lucky enough to understand how delicious it is to suffer.
The only time I am ever miserable is when I do something just for the money.
I would have been a terrible mother because I'm basically a very selfish human being. Not that that has stopped most people going off and having children.
Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!
I don't believe in marriage. It's bloody impractical. 'To love, honor, and obey.' If it weren't, you wouldn't have to sign a contract.