Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.
If you follow all of the rules, you'll miss all of the fun.
If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal.
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
It's a bore - B-O-R-E - when you find you've begun to rot.
Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.