If you survive long enough, you're revered - rather like an old building.

He's worked his entire life and he's never lived a single moment, I mean not a moment, in the real world.

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.

I don't give a damn about marriage. But I do care about honor.

Life's what's important. Walking, houses, family. Birth and pain and joy - and then death.