If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

It is the ordinary woman who knows something about love; the gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.

The terrible thing about acting in the theater is that you have to do it at night.

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!

The notion that work is a burden is a terrible mistake. Working and facing up to one's responsibilities: That's happiness.

You can say or write anything about me you like. Just don't, for any reason, ever tell the truth.

If you lead a public life, people are much more on to you than you think.