If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession.

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

You are the only person you can actually change

I don't believe in marriage. It's bloody impractical. 'To love, honor, and obey.' If it weren't, you wouldn't have to sign a contract.