I am a total me, me, Me person.

The notion that work is a burden is a terrible mistake. Working and facing up to one's responsibilities: That's happiness.

I don't regret anything I've ever done; as long as I enjoyed it at the time

You can say or write anything about me you like. Just don't, for any reason, ever tell the truth.

Not everyone is lucky enough to understand how delicious it is to suffer.

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother.