I wear my sort of clothes to save me the trouble of deciding which clothes to wear.

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

You can say or write anything about me you like. Just don't, for any reason, ever tell the truth.

A sharp knife cuts the quickest and hurts the least.

The calla lilies are in bloom again.

Few people know what they mean when they say, "I love you." ... Well, what does the word love mean? It means total interest. I think the reason very few people really fall in love with anyone is they're not willing to pay the price. The price is you have to adjust yourself to them.