I wear my sort of clothes to save me the trouble of deciding which clothes to wear.

I don't feel the slightest interest in the next world; I think it's here. And I think anything good that you're going to do, you should do for other people here and not so you can try to have a happy time in the next world.

Show me an actress who isn't a personality and I'll show you a woman who isn't a star.

I don't think that work ever really destroyed anybody. I think that lack of work destroys them a hell of a lot more.

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.

My, I like Judy Holliday! She looks like a Monet model. And she's so - so defenseless. I like defenseless people. They're the best.

I can't say I believe in prizes. I was a whiz in the three-legged race - that's something you CAN win.