The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

One reason you are stricken when your parents die is that the audience you've been aiming at all your life - shocking it, pleasing it - has suddenly left the theater.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.