The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?

Filing is concerned with the past; anything you actually need to see again has to do with the future.

Being young is not having any money; being young is not minding not having any money.

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.

Newish friends, if they get ghastly, can be weighed and found wanting, but you'd never do a thing like that to old ones; their terrible habits are just part of the universe.

I yield to no one in my admiration for the office as a social center, but it's no place actually to get any work done.