The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

As anyone who has ever fallen foul of an airport, a conventional hospital or a bad restaurant knows, misery is made up of little things.

The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.

[On Malcolm Muggeridge:] He thinks he was knocked off his horse by God, like St. Paul on the road to Damascus. His critics think he simply fell off it from old age.

It would be nice to think that a censor could allow a genuine work of artistic seriousness and ban a titillating piece of sadism, but it would take a miracle to make such a distinction stick.