Growing up gorilla is just like any other kind of growing up. You make mistakes. You play. You learn. You do it all over again.

Especially when you're faced with hard times, you need to remember that life is either tragedy or comedy. For me, that's what the magic is. Life has remarkable, surprising moments that get you through the hard times.

About chocolate: "This is what laughing tastes like.

Human humour often consists of pretending to wish something does not really wish.

Death's gruesome face taunts: soulless eyes, crimson grimace. I really hate clowns.

Human can surprise you sometimes. An unpredictable species, Homo sapiens

Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The Battle of Midway? Neither side used oatmeal. Desert Storm? No oatmeal.