It's no secret that I love to talk, but the real secret is I love to listen, too.

I'm post-menopausal. I have nothing but time. Post-menopausal do not sleep. You obviously don't know one. We get about three hours of sleep a night and the rest of the time we have to do something productive with our time.

[On Regis Philbin:] He's like everybody's kid brother with his hand in the cookie jar and his foot in his mouth. You love him, but you can't take him anywhere.

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day.

Miracles is the sort of book that once you've read it you'll wonder where it's been all your life

The payoffs in showbiz seemed as random as a slot machine.

We're imperfect people trapped in an imperfect world until we get to that place beyond