I got a liberal arts education just because I felt like I should to keep my parents happy, but it was for them. If it was up to me, I would've just moved to New York.

My life is a big accident, so where I end up, I think it's all accidents.

Did I think I'd ever be in television shows that people would see or movies? No. But I knew that I was going to be an actor.

A lot of actors are like, 'Why do I do this? My character wouldn't do this? This doesn't make sense.' And in a comedy, you kind of just need to walk into the door.

I feel grateful that the person I end up working with a lot is Paul Rudd. He's a prince among men, and so talented, and generous, and effortless.

It's so fun to play something that feels reckless - not all the time, but I really must be acting out something that I can't do in real life.

The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack.