We share plates [with Jordan Peele], and we also very often will sit in the corner and kind of speak in our own language.

There is no top. You are never going to reach the top if you go for success. That way lies madness.

If I could just get over my issues of wanting people to like me.

I grew up watching British television because I lived so close to Canada.

You could figure out at least 80 percent of the context and meaning of a text if people used punctuation, and we wouldn't have had to write our sketch.

You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."