If I win, it's because of my natural ability and if I lose, it's because I wasn't trying so hard.

It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now.

I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise.

Woo-hoo! I'm 40. I can say that now.

I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.

I treat my cheeks like breasts in a push-up bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans are tight enough.

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.