Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

When I'm at work, I'm remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I'm with the kids, I'm remembering what I forgot to do at work.

If I've had a bad day, if I'm feeling stressed out, if I'm feeling overwhelmed - it takes it all away. It's my antidote for everything. If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better.

I work out with a trainer, Anna Kaiser, three days a week.

I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.

I'm not militant about anything. If there's cheesecake in the house, I'll have some. If I'm in the mood for something, I'll have it. I don't obsess about anything. I could have three or four "cheat days" in a week and then not have dessert for another three months.

I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect."