We shall be judged by what we do, not by how we felt while we were doing it.

We shall be judged by what we do, not by how we felt while we were doing it.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.

Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself; a comprehensible work is the product of a journalist. We need works that are strong, straight, precise, and forever beyond understanding.

William Congreve is the only sophisticated playwright England has produced; and like Shaw, Sheridan, and Wilde, his nearest rivals, he was brought up in Ireland.