A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Art is a private thing, the artist makes it for himself

A good many inconveniences attend playgoing in any large city, but the greatest of them is usually the play itself.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.

Show me a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a Peeping Tom and I will show you the making of a dramatist.

Pornography is writing that seeks primarily, even exclusively, to bring about sexual stimulation. This can be done crudely or delicately. In the former case it would be bad literature; in the latter good.

I do not see the E.E.C. [European Economic Community] as a great love affair. It's more like nine middle aged couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope.