Pornography is writing that seeks primarily, even exclusively, to bring about sexual stimulation. This can be done crudely or delicately. In the former case it would be bad literature; in the latter good.

Show me a congenital eavesdropper with the instincts of a Peeping Tom and I will show you the making of a dramatist.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.

William Congreve is the only sophisticated playwright England has produced; and like Shaw, Sheridan, and Wilde, his nearest rivals, he was brought up in Ireland.

What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober.