Because of what I do, it has to be an open book, but right now this is a book that is being written.

I know a dramatic role is going to happen, but you just got to be patient, you know? It's going to happen when it's supposed to happen. I'm not rushing it. I'm not trying to make it happen tomorrow.

The second time around I'll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn't care about my opinions. I just need to tell her the things that will continue to help me stack the brownie points.

My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life.

Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success.

The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience.

Did I try to embarrass other people? Now if it's about other people, guilty guilty guilty guilty.