The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.

You definitely want your kids to understand their heritage, but I don't want my kids to just focus on being black. They are people. I don't want them to judge other people or to be judged. I want them to be good people, so good people will treat them accordingly. I preach that to my kids and everything else falls into place.

It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.

The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience.

I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets.

I'm sure everyone knows now that only a few have performed in Madison Square Garden. That list is so small. Now I'm on that list. I'm a part of a very small group, which is unbelievable. You relish in that moment for a second.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.