The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.

I think sometimes celebrities get so big, they're not reachable.

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the 'Chappelle' reruns. For BET, the 'Real Husbands of Hollywood' has that same potential.

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?

Did I try to embarrass other people? Now if it's about other people, guilty guilty guilty guilty.

When obstacles have been put in front of me, I just get around them and move past them and laugh at them.