At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.

I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.

Some people love so hard that they can't control those emotions when they're at their deepest point.

I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like a job or feel that way. It's the best thing ever to me, and I feel like a kid in a candy store.

It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.

Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.

The same thing I did in 2013 is what I'm trying to do in 2014, which is continue to improve, continue to shock people. You know, I have several projects coming up between 2014 and 2015, and hopefully by 2015, I'll have another hour of stand-up material where I'll be able to go on the road and tour again.