Bieber has 10 million fans - most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.

I go onstage and I talk, and I remember what I'm saying, and I track it.

Every poem that I write is, in a sense, trying to find adequate words for this unspeakable word, around which my entire life turns.

For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.

People don't want drama 365 days a year. I'm a sense of relief; it's my job to take your mind off what's bad for that brief second you're in the room with me, regardless of shape, race, colour or anything. It brings people together, and it makes me feel good about what I'm doing.

The movies and all that stuff are great, but the fact that I'm in a position to do what I want to do, however I want to do it and when I want to do it is bigger.