Bieber has 10 million fans - most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.

Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to put the work in!!

Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success.

The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you're above everybody else.

I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like a job or feel that way. It's the best thing ever to me, and I feel like a kid in a candy store.

When you're in love, love makes you do crazy things, and can take you down a whirlwind of a road.

In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.