Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.
People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.
I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.
If you want to appeal to everyone, you can't do a world tour and expect black people to show up at every date - when you're in Australia, when you're in Dubai, when you're in Indonesia.
When you're in love, love makes you do crazy things, and can take you down a whirlwind of a road.