People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.

I am who I am today because of my mother.

I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it's what I live for.

Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to put the work in!!

I think sometimes celebrities get so big, they're not reachable.

I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.