My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce.

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what's mine.

I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.

There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.

Hard work and determination equals success. Nothing comes easy. Put your mind to something.

I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don't think I'm as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people - which is why I think I did so well.