I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.

It all depends on what you're willing to invest time and effort in and put your mind to. That's what separates winners from losers. Winners are the ones who want the most out of their opportunities.

Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that was opened up for me was acting.

When you're supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you're talking as friends off the set, it makes it that much better when you're filming.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.