Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that was opened up for me was acting.

I didn't work hard to sit down and not work.

All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that.

I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.

I'm more of a realist when it comes to life, and I'd much rather my mother be in a spiritual place in Heaven than in a bed, sick, fighting for her life.

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point.

You do projects with the hope they will be big and hope they will go beyond what you imagine.